Person: Hello, Clutter.
Clutter: Hi, Person.
Person: Look, I'm really sorry, but I'm letting you go.
Clutter: Well, why would you want to do that?
Person: Essentially you're making me miserable.
Clutter: What? Are you serious?
Person: I'm afraid so.
Clutter: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Person: It's not your fault. I accidentally hung onto you past the expiration date. I never looked at the date until today.
Clutter: I see. Is there anything I can do to make you change your mind?
Person: No, it's just that you no longer fit my life and this makes things uncomfortable and my hair stand on end.
Clutter: That's dreadful.
Person: I'm glad you see what I mean.
Clutter: What will become of me?
Person: Well, some of you will become recycled. I like to think of it as rejuvenation. Starting fresh.
Clutter: That sounds nice.
Person: And some of you will go where you fit another person's life.
Clutter: That makes me feel happy and cared for!
Person: You see, it's all working out.
Clutter: Yes...Do you think it would be okay if I were to stay for just one more day?
Clutter: Just kidding!